THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

Two (mystery) murders took place last night on Gawker Media's roof. I was the first to be accused, but ultimately never convicted (<===because I did not do it!!). It was TRACIE EGAN MORRISSEY and KENNAN TROTTER you deceitful, sneaky, killing machines! Don't ever owe them any money or leave them alone with your bottle of water because they will kill you.

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER

THIS, IS THE (PRETTY) FACE OF A KILLER